Idiot stumbles upon true cause of racial tension
It was with brilliant indignation that Mr. Jones charged Arianna Davis with overestimating diversity at Penn State. Armed only with vague references to past discrimination, Jones pinpointed the source of Davis' shortsightedness: closet racism. And while others may have balked in the face of such an underwhelming and specious argument, Jones boldly expanded the charge to include not only the entire "majority" student body, but society as a whole!
Mr. Jones may be disappointed if his inflammatory rhetoric doesn't induce the white/heterosexual student body into the self-loathing that he apparently believes is key to achieving diversity. He did, however, succeed in showing us all that prejudice is indeed alive and well at Penn State.
